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FERGUSONS RED & WHITE ARMY
Ferguson’s red and white army [clap, clap, clap]
Ferguson’s red and white army [clap, clap, clap]…
FERGIE GIVE US A WAVE!
Fergie, give us a wave,
Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave…
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US LOVES ALEX FERGUSON
Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson…
EDWIN VAN DER SAR
Edwin!
Van der Sar!
Edwin! Edwin!
Van der Sar.
RIO FERDINAND
Ri-o!
Ri-o!
NEMANJA VIDIC
HE’LL F*CKING MURDER YA!
Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh,
He comes from Serbia…
He’ll f**kin’ Murder Ya!
NEMANJA (to the tune of “Monster” by Automatic)
What’s that coming over the hill?
Is it Nemanja?
Is it Neman-ja?!
FABIO/RAPHAEL DA SILVA
Viva Da Silva!
Viva Da Silva!
Running down the pitch,
Don’t know which is which,
Viva Da Silva!
JOHN O’SHEA
WHEN JOHNNY GOES MARCHING DOWN THE WING (sung to the tune of “When Johhny Goes Marching Home Again”
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O’Shea! O’Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O’Shea! O’Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End are gonna sing…
“We all know that Johnny’s gonna score”
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la,
La! La!
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la
La! La!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la ,la la…
“We all know that Johnny’s gonna score”!
GARY NEVILLE GARY NEVILLE IS A RED
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red…
He hates Scousers!
NEVILLE, NEVILLE (to the tune of “Rebel Rebel” by David Bowie)
Neville Neville, Your future’s immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you’re bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad!
OWEN HARGREAVES
I WANT CURLY HAIR TOO (to the tune of “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” by Frankie Valli)
Oh, Owen Hargreaves,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Owen Hargreaves,
I’d let you shag my wife
Oh, Owen Hargreaves,
I want curly hair too…
WES BROWN HE’S BIG, HE’S BAD, HE’S WESLEY BROWN! (to the tune of “Knees Up Mother Brown”)
He’s big, he’s bad, he’s Wesley Brown,
He’s the hardest man in all the town.
With orange hair beware.
Come and have a go if you dare…
MICHAEL OWEN
MICHAEL OWEN IS A RED (to the tune of “London Bridge Is Falling Down”)
Michael Owen is a red, is a red, is a red,
Michael Owen is a red…
He hates Scousers!
MICHAEL OWEN IS A MAN
Oh Michael Owen’s little
But he knows how to score
and when we played Man City
He banged in number four
He used to be a Scouser
But knows that they are w*nk
And when we win the Premiership
He’ll say that I’m a Manc!!!!
PATRICE EVRA
EVRA STEP YOU TAKE
Evra breath you take,
Evra move you make,
Evra net you break, every step you take,
I’ll be watching you,
Evra single day,
Evra word you say,
Evra game you play, Evra night and day,
I’ll be watching you,
Oh, can’t you see,
You wear number 3?
How my poor heart aches,
With Evra step you take,
Evra move you make,
Evra bone you break,
Evra throw in take, every claim you stake,
I’ll be watching you!
ANDERSON
Anderson-son-son (to the tune of “Agadoo” by Black Lace”)
Anderson, son, son
He’s better than Kleberson.
Anderson, son, son
Our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with the brass
And he shits on Fabregas!
RYAN GIGGS
RUNNING DOWN THE WING (to the tune of Robin Hood)
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Loved by the reds, feared by the blues
Ryan Gigs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs…
HE GAVE GIGGSY THE BALL
Viera, oh, oh, oh, oh
Viera, oh, oh, oh, oh
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won f*ck all
GIGGS WILL TEAR YOU APART (to the tune of “Love Will Tear You Apart” by Joy Division”)
Giggs…
Giggs will tear you apart (again)…
Giggs…
Giggs will tear you apart (again)…
HE’S WON IT ELEVEN TIMES
He’s won it eleven times
He’s won it eleven times
That boy Giggsy
He’s won it eleven times
DIMITAR BERBATOV
DIMITAR (to the tune of “Jesus Christ Superstar”)
Dimitar!
Berbatov!
Took one look at City and said “F*ck Off”!
JI SUNG PARK
PARK, PARK, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE (to the tune of “Lord of The Dance”)
Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house!
HE EATS LABRADORS
He shoots
He scores
He eats labradors
Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park!
HONG KONG PHOOEY (to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It”)
We’ve got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing
We’ve got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing
We’ve got Hong Kong Phooey, Hong Kong Phooey
Hong Kong Phooey on the wing!
PAUL SCHOLES
HE SCORES GOALS (to the tune of “Kum Ba Yah”)
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes, he scores goals!
FEDERICO MACHEDA
Kiko, Kiko (to the tune of “Biko” by Peter Gabriel)
Oh, Kiko!
Kiko, Kiko!
Kiko!
Oh, Kiko!
Kiko, Kiko!
Kiko!
HE CAME FROM LAZIO
Macheda – oh, oh, oh, oh
Macheda – oh, oh, oh, oh
He came from Lazio
He scored a wondergoal!
TOMASZ KUSZCZAK
He’s our Pole in goal, he’s our Pole
He’s our Pole in goal, he’s our Pole…
LUIS NANI
HEY NANI, NANI (to the tune of “Hey Nonni Nonni” by the Violent Femmes)
Hey Nani, Nani ohhh!
Hey Nani, Nani ohhh!
Ho Nani, Nani!
No Nani, Nani! Hey Nani, Nani!
Hey Nani, Nani!
Oh Nani!
Oh Nani!
WAYNE ROONEY
ROONEY!
Roo-ney!
Roo-ney!
30 MILLION
30 million, f*cking by heck
We signed a Scouser
Who looks like Shrek
THE WHITE PELE (to the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas”)
I saw my mate the other day
He said to me he’d seen the white Pele
So I asked – “Who is he?”
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER
YOU ARE MY SOLSKJAER (to the tune of “You Are My Sunshine”)
You are my Solskjaer
My Ole Solskjaer
You make me happy
When skys are grey
Oh Alan Shearer
Was oh much dearer
So please don’t take my Solskjaer away!
WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE GERMANS’ NET? (to the tune of “Skip To My Lou”)
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
Ole Gunner Solskjaer…!
ERIC CANTONA
OOH AH CANTONA
Ooh Ah Cantona
Ooh Ah Cantona
Ooh Ah, Ooh, Ah, Ooh Ah
Cantona…
Ooh Ah Cantona
ERIC THE KING
We’ll drink a drink a drink
To Eric the King the King the King
He’s the leader of our football team
He’s the greatest centre forward
That the world has ever seen!
MAN UNITED
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Why don’t City f*ck off home?!
MANCHESTER IS WONDERFUL
Oh Manchester, Oh Manchester
Oh Manchester is wonderful
It’s full of t*ts, f*nny and United
Oh Manchester is wonderful
Oh Merseyside, is full of shit
Oh Merseyside , is full of shit
It’s full of shit, shit and more shit
Oh Merseyside is full of shit
Oh Elland Road, is full of sheep
Elland Road, is full of sheep
It’s full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland Road, is full of sheep
WE LOVE UNITED
We love United, we do
We love United, we do
We love United, we do
Oh United we love you!
BUILD A BONFIRE
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Scousers on the top
Put City in the middle
And we’ll burn the f*cking lot!
SIGN ON (to the tune of “You’ll Never Walk Alone”) – Anti-Scouse chant!
Sign on
Signnnn on
With a pen
In your hand
And you’ll neeeeverrrrrr get a jobbbbb
You’ll neeeeeeeverrrrrrrrr getttttt a jobbbbb!
YOU’RE A SCOUSER
You are a scouser, an ugly scouser,
You’re only happy on giro day,
Your mum’s out theiving,
Your dad’s drug dealing,
But please don’t take my hubcaps away…
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