FERGUSONS RED & WHITE ARMY

Ferguson’s red and white army [clap, clap, clap]
Ferguson’s red and white army [clap, clap, clap]…

FERGIE GIVE US A WAVE!

Fergie, give us a wave,
Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave…

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US LOVES ALEX FERGUSON

Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson…

EDWIN VAN DER SAR

Edwin!
Van der Sar!
Edwin! Edwin!
Van der Sar.

RIO FERDINAND

Ri-o!
Ri-o!

NEMANJA VIDIC

HE’LL F*CKING MURDER YA!

Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh,
He comes from Serbia…
He’ll f**kin’ Murder Ya!

NEMANJA (to the tune of “Monster” by Automatic)

What’s that coming over the hill?
Is it Nemanja?
Is it Neman-ja?!

FABIO/RAPHAEL DA SILVA

Viva Da Silva!
Viva Da Silva!
Running down the pitch,
Don’t know which is which,
Viva Da Silva!

JOHN O’SHEA

WHEN JOHNNY GOES MARCHING DOWN THE WING (sung to the tune of “When Johhny Goes Marching Home Again”

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O’Shea! O’Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O’Shea! O’Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End are gonna sing…
“We all know that Johnny’s gonna score”

La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la,
La! La!
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la
La! La!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la ,la la…
“We all know that Johnny’s gonna score”!

GARY NEVILLE GARY NEVILLE IS A RED

Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red…
He hates Scousers!

NEVILLE, NEVILLE (to the tune of “Rebel Rebel” by David Bowie)

Neville Neville, Your future’s immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you’re bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad!

OWEN HARGREAVES

I WANT CURLY HAIR TOO (to the tune of “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” by Frankie Valli)

Oh, Owen Hargreaves,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Owen Hargreaves,
I’d let you shag my wife
Oh, Owen Hargreaves,
I want curly hair too…

WES BROWN HE’S BIG, HE’S BAD, HE’S WESLEY BROWN! (to the tune of “Knees Up Mother Brown”)

He’s big, he’s bad, he’s Wesley Brown,
He’s the hardest man in all the town.
With orange hair beware.
Come and have a go if you dare…

MICHAEL OWEN

MICHAEL OWEN IS A RED (to the tune of “London Bridge Is Falling Down”)

Michael Owen is a red, is a red, is a red,
Michael Owen is a red…
He hates Scousers!

MICHAEL OWEN IS A MAN

Oh Michael Owen’s little
But he knows how to score
and when we played Man City
He banged in number four
He used to be a Scouser
But knows that they are w*nk
And when we win the Premiership
He’ll say that I’m a Manc!!!!

PATRICE EVRA

EVRA STEP YOU TAKE

Evra breath you take,
Evra move you make,
Evra net you break, every step you take,
I’ll be watching you,

Evra single day,
Evra word you say,
Evra game you play, Evra night and day,
I’ll be watching you,

Oh, can’t you see,
You wear number 3?
How my poor heart aches,
With Evra step you take,

Evra move you make,
Evra bone you break,
Evra throw in take, every claim you stake,
I’ll be watching you!

ANDERSON

Anderson-son-son (to the tune of “Agadoo” by Black Lace”)

Anderson, son, son
He’s better than Kleberson.
Anderson, son, son
Our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with the brass
And he shits on Fabregas!

RYAN GIGGS 

RUNNING DOWN THE WING (to the tune of Robin Hood)

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing

Loved by the reds, feared by the blues

Ryan Gigs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs…

HE GAVE GIGGSY THE BALL

Viera, oh, oh, oh, oh

Viera, oh, oh, oh, oh

He gave Giggsy the ball

And Arsenal won f*ck all

GIGGS WILL TEAR YOU APART (to the tune of “Love Will Tear You Apart” by Joy Division”)

Giggs…

Giggs will tear you apart (again)…

Giggs…

Giggs will tear you apart (again)…

HE’S WON IT ELEVEN TIMES

He’s won it eleven times

He’s won it eleven times

That boy Giggsy

He’s won it eleven times

DIMITAR BERBATOV

DIMITAR (to the tune of “Jesus Christ Superstar”)

Dimitar!

Berbatov!

Took one look at City and said “F*ck Off”!

JI SUNG PARK

PARK, PARK, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE (to the tune of “Lord of The Dance”)

Park, Park, wherever you may be

You eat dogs in your home country!

It could be worse, you could be scouse

Eating rats in your council house!

HE EATS LABRADORS

He shoots

He scores

He eats labradors

Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park!

HONG KONG PHOOEY (to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It”)

We’ve got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing

We’ve got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing

We’ve got Hong Kong Phooey, Hong Kong Phooey

Hong Kong Phooey on the wing!

PAUL SCHOLES

HE SCORES GOALS (to the tune of “Kum Ba Yah”)

He scores goals, galore

He scores goals!

He scores goals, galore

He scores goals!

He scores goals, galore

He scores goals!

Paul Scholes, he scores goals!

FEDERICO MACHEDA

Kiko, Kiko (to the tune of “Biko” by Peter Gabriel)

Oh, Kiko!

Kiko, Kiko!

Kiko!

Oh, Kiko!

Kiko, Kiko!

Kiko!

HE CAME FROM LAZIO

 Macheda – oh, oh, oh, oh

Macheda – oh, oh, oh, oh

He came from Lazio

He scored a wondergoal!

TOMASZ KUSZCZAK

He’s our Pole in goal, he’s our Pole

He’s our Pole in goal, he’s our Pole…

LUIS NANI

HEY NANI, NANI (to the tune of “Hey Nonni Nonni” by the Violent Femmes)

Hey Nani, Nani ohhh!

Hey Nani, Nani ohhh!

Ho Nani, Nani!

No Nani, Nani! Hey Nani, Nani!

Hey Nani, Nani!

Oh Nani!

Oh Nani!

WAYNE ROONEY

ROONEY!

Roo-ney!

Roo-ney!

30 MILLION

30 million, f*cking by heck

We signed a Scouser

Who looks like Shrek

THE WHITE PELE (to the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas”)

I saw my mate the other day

He said to me he’d seen the white Pele

So I asked – “Who is he?”

He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney

OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER

YOU ARE MY SOLSKJAER (to the tune of “You Are My Sunshine”)

You are my Solskjaer

My Ole Solskjaer

You make me happy

When skys are grey

Oh Alan Shearer

Was oh much dearer

So please don’t take my Solskjaer away!

WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE GERMANS’ NET? (to the tune of “Skip To My Lou”)

Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?

Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?

Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?

Ole Gunner Solskjaer…!

ERIC CANTONA

OOH AH CANTONA

Ooh Ah Cantona

Ooh Ah Cantona

Ooh Ah, Ooh, Ah, Ooh Ah

Cantona…

Ooh Ah Cantona

ERIC THE KING

We’ll drink a drink a drink

To Eric the King the King the King

He’s the leader of our football team

He’s the greatest centre forward

That the world has ever seen!

MAN UNITED

U-N-I-T-E-D

United are the team for me

With a knick knack paddy whack

Give a dog a bone

Why don’t City f*ck off home?!

MANCHESTER IS WONDERFUL

Oh Manchester, Oh Manchester

Oh Manchester is wonderful

It’s full of t*ts, f*nny and United

Oh Manchester is wonderful

Oh Merseyside, is full of shit

Oh Merseyside , is full of shit

It’s full of shit, shit and more shit

Oh Merseyside is full of shit

Oh Elland Road, is full of sheep

Elland Road, is full of sheep

It’s full of sheep, sheep and more sheep

Oh Elland Road, is full of sheep

WE LOVE UNITED

We love United, we do

We love United, we do

We love United, we do

Oh United we love you!

BUILD A BONFIRE

Build a bonfire

Build a bonfire

Put the Scousers on the top

Put City in the middle

And we’ll burn the f*cking lot!

SIGN ON (to the tune of “You’ll Never Walk Alone”) – Anti-Scouse chant!

Sign on

Signnnn on

With a pen

In your hand

And you’ll neeeeverrrrrr get a jobbbbb

You’ll neeeeeeeverrrrrrrrr getttttt a jobbbbb!

YOU’RE A SCOUSER

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser,
You’re only happy on giro day,
Your mum’s out theiving,
Your dad’s drug dealing,
But please don’t take my hubcaps away…